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Kids Say The Darnedest Things

You have kids that can speak? You know exactly what I’m talking about. I wanted to share a couple examples.

EXHIBIT ONE

Daughter 1: Yeah, I can’t wait for my baby brother to be here.

Daddy: Who keep telling you we’re going to – Why do you say we’re going to have a baby brother?

Daughter 1: … Well. Mommy bleeds every month so she can have another baby. And I know that’s going to be my baby brother.

Daddy’s Face:

Ummmm

Me: (Trying to keep a straight face and failing) I tried to explain it to her as clinically as I could.

This is clearly why we have kids. You really can’t take yourself but so seriously..

 

EXHIBIT TWO

This is the little girl who at 1.5 yrs came up, lifted my skirt and went, “Ewww.” Thanks kid.

 

EXHIBIT THREE

Me getting out of the shower

Daughter 1: Mommy… You have old nipples.

Me:

I am dead inside

Daughter 1: Don’t worry! (looking down) My nipples are getting old too.

 

What’s the most off-the-wall thing your kid has ever said?

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